Everything is now better than it was before any of these shenanigans and I’m so happy that the outcome is beyond anything I could’ve possibly expected. So, ironically, hooray? But yeah, all is well now. Thanks to everyone who lent me words of support. One of you in particular. You know who you are <:3
that's why god made escort agencies
god i love big meaty dicks
really very hard cocks with semen on them and semen coming out of them yes mmm deliciouis
i love big hard cocks yes
just lost your job? sorry you can’t be upset because there are kids in africa. your parents died? sorry there are kids in africa. just found out you have cancer? DON’T YOU DARE CRY THERE ARE KIDS IN AFRICA
(Source: funkies)
(Source: gaybl0g)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] Take The Box (The Headquarters Mix) - Amy Winehouse from The Other Side of Amy Winehouse
“Mr. False-Pretence, you don’t make sense… well, I just don’t know you”
I’m feelin’ this up beat version of this song!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand grrrr they can’t cover me and no-one else is available to do it… *sigh* I wish I’d just said I couldn’t finish out the remaining shifts on the current roster b/c Dangerfield needed me asap or something. I guess it all comes back to me being a pushover, which is definitely the most acccurate word for it. Ergh, just gonna go shower and get into bed and fall asleep at like 9 at night no biggie :/
If this is how badly organised/out of wack I am when living with people, fuck only knows how bad it’ll be if I ever live alone… seriously, I would be a total hermit but I’d love it (as long as I had zero obligations but a great internet connection).
G’night you fantastic bastards :3
Ergghhhhh *stirs groggily*
And this is why I don’t nap.. it’s now almost 3 hours later, I feel really sluggish and my mouth tastes like balls (not in a good way). Probably because I refused to get up once I actually felt rested and took the opportunity to stay dead to the world just because. I guess I’ll have a really early night once I can get back to sleep and wake up mega-refreshed tomorrow to do assignments before work.
Oh, one good thing came out of it though; there was a slightly sexual tinge to my unconsciousness. One of my dreams was so realistic that I actually experienced the sensation of someone sucking on my fingers but, after waking suddenly, realised it was just the way I had caressed the pillow. Oddly enough…
Right-o… let’s see if we can replicate that, bonne nuit ;)
couldn’t resist
assignment is doooooooooone, submitted and hopefully ok
fffffffffffffffffuck… never again Stefan, never again
gonna watch the latest episode of Drag Race and eat everything I can find
seriously man, shit
if you’ve ever felt inclined to slap me in the chops, now’s the fucking time
:/
