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finn0: Hello England and all its Commonwealths of 1910. I am your queen now, even though I am physically difficult to look at and resemble a crudely painted ventriloquist’s dummy. In return for ruling 1/6th of the known world, I require the flesh of your first born sons and the keys to the London Mint so I can wear as many diamonds and jewels as human breasts can physically withstand. View Larger

finn0:

Hello England and all its Commonwealths of 1910. I am your queen now, even though I am physically difficult to look at and resemble a crudely painted ventriloquist’s dummy. In return for ruling 1/6th of the known world, I require the flesh of your first born sons and the keys to the London Mint so I can wear as many diamonds and jewels as human breasts can physically withstand.

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# OH MY GOD reblogging for commentary Queen Mary

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