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Ok, so the visual component of this is all fucked up, but you can at least hear my story… seriously wtf youtube processing :/


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ghhhhhhhhhurhurghghghgghhh the house smells like apricot nectar now


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How not to be a fuckwit-dickhead-shitbitch to retailers during the Christmas period :)

Apologies, it’s pretty rough but I was in a major raaaage and it just had to be made. Also, this is me being civil (you wouldn’t like me angry…)