that's why god made escort agencies

yeah so I definitely just woke up from a dream that ended with Bodyguard from Very Mary-Kate slamming his hand down on the table and me saying “did you hurt your haaaaaaaand?”, him saying “no” and me saying “oh goody, can you use it to choke me :D”



  1. matt44au said: ur fuckd bro
  2. necromantics said: I got to slamming and I got really excited but then I was let down. Sigh I need to get laid.
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