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Who was the oldest person you've ever fucked? from Anonymous

The person who asked this is most likely too immature to understand that age gaps can be immaterial, especially when the mental connection between two human beings exceeds that of societal acceptance (as in this case). As such, I won’t be giving an exact age but I can assure you that he was much more mature than you will probably ever be.



  1. wellthisisratherawesome said: ugh agreed
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