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“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past...”
– Marcel Pagnol (via vic-devixx)
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Oh and this guy is amazing.
http://rising.tumblr.com/post/3027655623/when-did-you-come-out-of-the-closet Sorry for creeping you Scott, would you like a milkshake?
Jan 30th
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I respectfully demand your attention.
http://matt44au.tumblr.com/ (with the one and only Tony Martin; he mah BFF, my #1 recommendation, and will hate me for uploading this for all the world to see) http://realhousewivesofmelbourne.tumblr.com/ http://saratea.tumblr.com/ http://ashbrimms.tumblr.com/ http://undeuxtroisbangbang.tumblr.com/ http://mondedumoi.tumblr.com/ http://petermcnierney.tumblr.com/ ...
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Don't worry, unless Natalie Portman and Milla...
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“Sassy interweb frands are here for you.”
– Kyl
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Unfinished
williams-blood: I would appreciate it if you took the time to read this. Comments or constructive/deconstructive criticism goes here. Read More Don’t worry, I plan to work on my adverbiage.
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OMG why am I crying lol
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I've eaten so much today...
Really unhealthy junk too. So much so that I couldn’t finish dinner, the one healthy thing in my pathetic meal-plan of a day. Ugh, going to go lie down and expand and feel awful for the rest of the night. Thank christ I have Laura Linney to keep me company, although I’d much prefer a sexy boy.
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I really should have been a teenager in the 80's.
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I need someone with whom to:
snuggle fuck kiss hold fall asleep at night meep :3
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I actually love insects and spiders.
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“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
– Paul Keating (via cameronlee)
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When you catch your flatmate coming out of the...
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WatchWatch
criminalkuntnmugshots: “How do you fuck up the ass?” - Bea Arthur. OMG Bea’s face, the entire time.
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My views on the Lady Gaga machine. →
If you can’t handle it, unfollow. If you wanna talk about it, leave me hate. But I’m going to bed now, so it will be addressed in the ‘morrow.
Jan 30th
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I wonder what gay people did before Lady Gaga came...
flaminghomer: sade: I bet they just acted straight until she said it was okay to be Born This Way™. Thank god the LGBT community has a public face to represent them that everyone in the world respects.  Honestly, her busting into the gay rights scene is like me interrupting my mechanic to tell him I can fix my car better than he can. I’m unqualified, I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing, I...
Jan 29th
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severeponyface asked: You're using a very particular vernacular, which has a specific formal and antiquated quality. If you have not already, you must, must, must read E.M. Forster's "Maurice." Mostly for the voice and the form.

http://www.amazon.com/Maurice-Penguin-Modern-Classics-Forster/dp/0141185201/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1296400457&sr=8-16

Not his best...
Jan 29th
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Unfinished
I would appreciate it if you took the time to read this. Comments or constructive/deconstructive criticism goes here. Suzie’s eyes were clamped shut; she couldn’t bear to view the scene unfold in front of her yet again. She felt the sting of his brutish hand as it slapped Valerie smartly across the cheek. Gripping the balustrade tightly, her soft hands imprinted with the ornate...
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Grace Jones tickets are $200
Initial reaction: Reappraisal: Final state of mind:
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Me: Let's go be bogans in Coles, cunt!
Alex: I can't, my hair looks too good.
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Me: Is that seriously a baby? It looks like Casper on crack.
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Wouldn't anyone be interested in reading a little...
It’s the one I mentioned the other day, the one I wrote on the plane’s descent
Jan 29th
Four words you will never hear me say:
Hop off my dick.
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I just want to get in my car and drive nowhere.
I have too much to do and too little focus with which to achieve it. Fuck this shit, I just want to sleep with someone for days.
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“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t...”
– John Waters (via youwantbeautylookinthemirror)
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